{"id":81,"date":"2005-06-18T12:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-18T16:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2005-06-18T12:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-18T16:26:00","slug":"thankful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Thankful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an email I got today from a buddy and I liked it enough to post here (instead of forwarding it to people who wont ready it anyway&#8230;.)<\/p>\n<p>I am Thankful :<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE WIFE<br \/>\nWHO SAYS IT&#8217;S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,<br \/>\nBECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,<br \/>\nAND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE HUSBAND<br \/>\nWHO IS ON THE SOFA<br \/>\nBEING A COUCH POTATO,<br \/>\nBECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME<br \/>\nAND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE TEENAGER<br \/>\nWHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS HE IS AT HOME,<br \/>\nNOT ON THE STREETS.<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE TAXES I PAY<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS<br \/>\nI AM EMPLOYED.<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE<br \/>\nBEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.<\/p>\n<p>FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS<br \/>\nI AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE<\/p>\n<p>FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,<br \/>\nWINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,<br \/>\nAND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.<\/p>\n<p>FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING<br \/>\nI HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS<br \/>\nWE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE PARKING SPOT<br \/>\nI FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING<br \/>\nAND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.<\/p>\n<p>FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS<br \/>\nI AM WARM.<\/p>\n<p>FOR T HE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH<br \/>\nWHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS<br \/>\nI CAN HEAR.<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS<br \/>\nI HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.<\/p>\n<p>FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES<br \/>\nAT THE END OF THE DAY<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN<br \/>\nCAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.<\/p>\n<p>FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF<br \/>\nIN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.<\/p>\n<p>AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL<br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE<br \/>\nFRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an email I got today from a buddy and I liked it enough to post here (instead of forwarding it to people who wont ready it anyway&#8230;.) I am Thankful : FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT&#8217;S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-emotion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.patientsurvivingpatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}